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For free humorous science fiction and fantasy reads check out these links. If you enjoy funny science fiction and fantasy, you will also enjoy Fairies, Robots and Unicorns–Oh My! or my other collection of short stories, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! now available on Amazon.

The series Clickbait for Paranormals published on Daily Science Fiction

Clickbait for Paranormals: Culinary Delights from the Were-Dog Blog–You Won’t Believe What He Cooks Next

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/culinary-delights-from-the-were-dog-blog

Clickbait for Paranormals: Ten Signs You or Someone You Know May Be a Necrophiliac

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/ten-signs-you-or-someone-you-know-may-be-a-necrophiliac

Clickbait for Paranormals: Try These Simple Tricks to Make Your Man Give Your Seal Skin Back

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/try-these-simple-tricks-to-make-your-man-give-your-seal-skin-back

Clickbait for Paranormals: Did You Grow Up with a Bloodsucker?

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/did-you-grow-up-with-a-bloodsucker

Clickbait for Paranormals: You’ll Never Believe This Urban Wendigo’s Guide to Hunting Tasty Treats

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/youll-never-believe-this-urban-wendigos-guide-to-hunting-tasty-treats

Clickbait for Paranormals: Eleven Shocking Signs You May Be Troubled by Someone Eating Brains

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/eleven-shocking-signs-you-may-be-troubled-by-someone-eating-brains

Clickbait for Paranormals: Filipino Vamps Hate This Aswang’s Dieting Tips–Find Out Why

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/filipino-vamps-hate-this-aswangs-dieting-tips

 

Dia de los Muertos

http://syntaxandsalt.com/portfolio/dia-de-los-muertos-by-sarina-dorie/

 

The series Careers for Magical Creatures published on Daily Science Fiction

Want Ads
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/career-for-magical-creatures-want-ads


Fairy Godmother Correspondence School Advertisement
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-correspondence-school-advertisement


Correspondence School Quiz Taken by Client
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/correspondence-school-quiz-taken-by-client


A Fairy Godmother’s Guide to Conduct with Clients
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/a-fairy-godmothers-guide-to-conduct-with-clients


Fairy Godmother Intake Form
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godchild-intake-form


Fairy Godmother Protocols
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-protocols

Memo to a Former Fairy Godmother
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/memo-to-former-fairy-godmother


Ten Ways to Keep Your Sucky Job as Tooth Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/ten-ways-to-keep-your-sucky-job-as-a-tooth-fairy

The Downward Spiral to Toilet Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/the-downward-spiral-to-toilet-fairy

Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics Now Hiring
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/goddess-of-crimson-cosmetics-now-hiring



Pumping Iron With Santa

http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/pumping-iron-with-santa

 

“Confessions of the Orgasm Fairy” Triptych Tales

http://triptychtales.net/confessions_of_an_o_fairy.html

 

“Aladdin’s Neti Pot,” Electric Spec

http://www.electricspec.com/issues/volume-9-issue-4-november-30-2014/aladdins-neti-pot-by-sarina-dorie.asp

 

“The Pining” published in Orson Scott Card’s Intergalactic Medicine Show (This story isn’t free but you can look at the pretty cover art for my story for free)

http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.com/cgi-bin/mag.cgi?do=issue&vol=i43&article=_002

 

Flesh Blanket, Ares Magazine

Online Exclusive: “Flesh Blanket” by Sarina Dorie

 

 Dear Jezzy series of Love Advice Columns Series

 

“Dear Jezzy: Lovelorn in the Lowerworld,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-lovelorn-in-the-lower-world

 

“Dear Jezzy, Consentacles,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-consentacles

“Dear Jezzy, Oni You,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-oni-you

 

“Sleepless in the Underworld,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-sleepless-in-the-underworld

 

“Trouble with Trolls,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-trouble-with-trolls

 

“Love Advice for a Shape Shifter,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-love-advice-for-a-shape-shifter

 

“I Dream of Djinn,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-i-dream-of-djinn

 

“Undressing Mr. Darcy,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/09/04/october-news-for-2014/

 

“Patchwork Selkie” First place winner of Allasso Award

http://pinkfoxpublications.net/patchwork-selkie/

 

“The Last Supper,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/03/17/march-news-2014/

 

“Demon Eyes” Youth Imagination

http://www.youthimagination.org/index.php/publish/current-issue/issue-13-may-2014/item/87-demon-eyes-by-sarina-dorie

 

“The Quantum Mechanic,” On the Premesis, Honorable mention

http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html

 

“Debbie Does Delta Draconis III,” Perihelion

http://www.perihelionsf.com/fiction_2.htm

 

“The Optimist Police,” New Myths

https://sites.google.com/a/newmyths.com/nmwebsite/fiction/the-optimist-police

 

“Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan and Your Students,” Plasma Frequency

http://plasmafrequencymag.com/Issue3/I3S6_Dorie.html

 

“Personal Ads for the Undead,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2012/06/08/winner-june-2012-contest-sarina-dorie/

 

“Gnocchi,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/

 

“Losing One’s Appetite,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/Monsters/sarina-dorie/losing-ones-appetite

 

“Blackboard Galaxy,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind

http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue6/blackboard.php

 

“Zombie Psychology,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind

http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue5/psych.php

 

“Worse Than a Devil,” Crossed Genres

http://crossedgenres.com/archives/035-dark-comedy/worse-than-a-devil-by-sarina-dorie/

 

“A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans,” Whidbey Student Choice award

http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/

 

“Greener on the Other Side,” Vol 2: Saudade

http://pinkfoxpublications.net/greener-on-the-other-side/

 

“The Quantum Mechanic,” Honorable Mention, On the Premises Contest

http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html

 

“Her Delicate Condition,” Metro Moms

http://metromoms.net/2012/10/21/her-delicate-condition-by-sarina-dorie/

 

“Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan–And Your Students”

http://plasmafrequencymag.com/issue3.html

 

If you enjoyed reading these stories, you will also enjoy my collections of funny short stories: Fairies, Robots and Unicorns–Oh My! or Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies–Oh My! Check out my Amazon page for price information and other titles

 

 https://www.amazon.com/Sarina-Dorie/e/B00Q7XYZMI