For free humorous science fiction and fantasy reads check out these links. If you enjoy funny science fiction and fantasy, you will also enjoy Fairies, Robots and Unicorns–Oh My! or my other collection of short stories, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! now available on Amazon.
The series Clickbait for Paranormals published on Daily Science Fiction
Clickbait for Paranormals: Culinary Delights from the Were-Dog Blog–You Won’t Believe What He Cooks Next
Clickbait for Paranormals: Ten Signs You or Someone You Know May Be a Necrophiliac
Clickbait for Paranormals: Try These Simple Tricks to Make Your Man Give Your Seal Skin Back
Clickbait for Paranormals: Did You Grow Up with a Bloodsucker?
Clickbait for Paranormals: You’ll Never Believe This Urban Wendigo’s Guide to Hunting Tasty Treats
Clickbait for Paranormals: Eleven Shocking Signs You May Be Troubled by Someone Eating Brains
Clickbait for Paranormals: Filipino Vamps Hate This Aswang’s Dieting Tips–Find Out Why
Dia de los Muertos
http://syntaxandsalt.com/portfolio/dia-de-los-muertos-by-sarina-dorie/
The series Careers for Magical Creatures published on Daily Science Fiction
Fairy Godmother Correspondence School Advertisement
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-correspondence-school-advertisement
Correspondence School Quiz Taken by Client
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/correspondence-school-quiz-taken-by-client
A Fairy Godmother’s Guide to Conduct with Clients
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/a-fairy-godmothers-guide-to-conduct-with-clients
Fairy Godmother Intake Form
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godchild-intake-form
Fairy Godmother Protocols
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-protocols
Memo to a Former Fairy Godmother
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/memo-to-former-fairy-godmother
Ten Ways to Keep Your Sucky Job as Tooth Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/ten-ways-to-keep-your-sucky-job-as-a-tooth-fairy
The Downward Spiral to Toilet Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/the-downward-spiral-to-toilet-fairy
Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics Now Hiring
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/goddess-of-crimson-cosmetics-now-hiring
Pumping Iron With Santa
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/pumping-iron-with-santa
“Confessions of the Orgasm Fairy” Triptych Tales
http://triptychtales.net/confessions_of_an_o_fairy.html
“Aladdin’s Neti Pot,” Electric Spec
“The Pining” published in Orson Scott Card’s Intergalactic Medicine Show (This story isn’t free but you can look at the pretty cover art for my story for free)
http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.com/cgi-bin/mag.cgi?do=issue&vol=i43&article=_002
Flesh Blanket, Ares Magazine
Online Exclusive: “Flesh Blanket” by Sarina Dorie
Dear Jezzy series of Love Advice Columns Series
“Dear Jezzy: Lovelorn in the Lowerworld,” Daily Science Fiction
“Dear Jezzy, Consentacles,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-consentacles
“Dear Jezzy, Oni You,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-oni-you
“Sleepless in the Underworld,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-sleepless-in-the-underworld
“Trouble with Trolls,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-trouble-with-trolls
“Love Advice for a Shape Shifter,” Daily Science Fiction
“I Dream of Djinn,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-i-dream-of-djinn
“Undressing Mr. Darcy,” Penn Cove Literary Award
http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/09/04/october-news-for-2014/
“Patchwork Selkie” First place winner of Allasso Award
http://pinkfoxpublications.net/patchwork-selkie/
“The Last Supper,” Penn Cove Literary Award
http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/03/17/march-news-2014/
“Demon Eyes” Youth Imagination
“The Quantum Mechanic,” On the Premesis, Honorable mention
http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html
“Debbie Does Delta Draconis III,” Perihelion
http://www.perihelionsf.com/fiction_2.htm
“The Optimist Police,” New Myths
https://sites.google.com/a/newmyths.com/nmwebsite/fiction/the-optimist-police
“Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan and Your Students,” Plasma Frequency
http://plasmafrequencymag.com/Issue3/I3S6_Dorie.html
“Personal Ads for the Undead,” Penn Cove Literary Award
http://whidbeystudents.com/2012/06/08/winner-june-2012-contest-sarina-dorie/
“Gnocchi,” Penn Cove Literary Award
http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/
“Losing One’s Appetite,” Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/Monsters/sarina-dorie/losing-ones-appetite
“Blackboard Galaxy,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind
http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue6/blackboard.php
“Zombie Psychology,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind
http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue5/psych.php
“Worse Than a Devil,” Crossed Genres
http://crossedgenres.com/archives/035-dark-comedy/worse-than-a-devil-by-sarina-dorie/
“A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans,” Whidbey Student Choice award
http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/
“Greener on the Other Side,” Vol 2: Saudade
http://pinkfoxpublications.net/greener-on-the-other-side/
“The Quantum Mechanic,” Honorable Mention, On the Premises Contest
http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html
“Her Delicate Condition,” Metro Moms
http://metromoms.net/2012/10/21/her-delicate-condition-by-sarina-dorie/
“Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan–And Your Students”
http://plasmafrequencymag.com/issue3.html
If you enjoyed reading these stories, you will also enjoy my collections of funny short stories: Fairies, Robots and Unicorns–Oh My! or Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies–Oh My! Check out my Amazon page for price information and other titles