Dear Jezzy: Conscentacles


Dear Jezzy: Lovelorn in the Lower World is the fifth love advice column written for monsters in this Sarina Dorie series. In this column Jezzy gives advice to a 40,000 year old virgin, a kraken who needs to start looking for love in all the right places. This piece was performed at No Shame Eugene, a variety show made up of 15 five minute acts. It was originally published on Daily Science