Links to Free Short Stories Written by Sarina Dorie

Links to Free Short Stories Written by Sarina Dorie Sarina Dorie reading from her novel--in steamounk attire

For free humorous science fiction and fantasy reads check out these links. If you enjoy funny science fiction and fantasy, you will also enjoy Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh My! or my other collection of short stories, Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies—Oh My! now available on Amazon.

The series Clickbait for Paranormals published on Daily Science Fiction

Clickbait for Paranormals: Culinary Delights from the Were-Dog Blog--You Won't Believe What He Cooks Next

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/culinary-delights-from-the-were-dog-blog

Clickbait for Paranormals: Ten Signs You or Someone You Know May Be a Necrophiliac

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/ten-signs-you-or-someone-you-know-may-be-a-necrophiliac

Clickbait for Paranormals: Try These Simple Tricks to Make Your Man Give Your Seal Skin Back

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/try-these-simple-tricks-to-make-your-man-give-your-seal-skin-back

Clickbait for Paranormals: Did You Grow Up with a Bloodsucker?

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/did-you-grow-up-with-a-bloodsucker

Clickbait for Paranormals: You'll Never Believe This Urban Wendigo's Guide to Hunting Tasty Treats

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/youll-never-believe-this-urban-wendigos-guide-to-hunting-tasty-treats

Clickbait for Paranormals: Eleven Shocking Signs You May Be Troubled by Someone Eating Brains

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/clickbait-for-paranormals/sarina-dorie/eleven-shocking-signs-you-may-be-troubled-by-someone-eating-brains

Clickbait for Paranormals: Filipino Vamps Hate This Aswang's Dieting Tips--Find Out Why

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/filipino-vamps-hate-this-aswangs-dieting-tips

 

Dia de los Muertos

http://syntaxandsalt.com/portfolio/dia-de-los-muertos-by-sarina-dorie/

 

The series Careers for Magical Creatures published on Daily Science Fiction

Want Ads
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/career-for-magical-creatures-want-ads


Fairy Godmother Correspondence School Advertisement
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-correspondence-school-advertisement


Correspondence School Quiz Taken by Client
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/correspondence-school-quiz-taken-by-client


A Fairy Godmother’s Guide to Conduct with Clients
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/a-fairy-godmothers-guide-to-conduct-with-clients


Fairy Godmother Intake Form
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/fairy-godchild-intake-form


Fairy Godmother Protocols
http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/fairy-godmother-protocols

Memo to a Former Fairy Godmother
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/memo-to-former-fairy-godmother


Ten Ways to Keep Your Sucky Job as Tooth Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/ten-ways-to-keep-your-sucky-job-as-a-tooth-fairy

The Downward Spiral to Toilet Fairy
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/the-downward-spiral-to-toilet-fairy

Goddess of Crimson Cosmetics Now Hiring
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/careers-for-magical-creatures/sarina-dorie/goddess-of-crimson-cosmetics-now-hiring


 

Pumping Iron With Santa

http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fairy-tales/sarina-dorie/pumping-iron-with-santa

 

"Confessions of the Orgasm Fairy" Triptych Tales

http://triptychtales.net/confessions_of_an_o_fairy.html

 

"Aladdin's Neti Pot," Electric Spec

http://www.electricspec.com/issues/volume-9-issue-4-november-30-2014/aladdins-neti-pot-by-sarina-dorie.asp

 

"The Pining" published in Orson Scott Card's Intergalactic Medicine Show (This story isn't free but you can look at the pretty cover art for my story for free)

http://www.intergalacticmedicineshow.com/cgi-bin/mag.cgi?do=issue&vol=i43&article=_002

 

"Robo-rotica," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/science-fiction/robots-and-computers/sarina-dorie/robo-rotica

 

 Dear Jezzy series of Love Advice Columns Series

 

"Dear Jezzy: Lovelorn in the Lowerworld," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-lovelorn-in-the-lower-world

 

"Dear Jezzy, Consentacles," Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-consentacles
 

"Dear Jezzy, Oni You," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-oni-you

 

"Sleepless in the Underworld," Daily Science Fiction
http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-sleepless-in-the-underworld

 

"Trouble with Trolls," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-trouble-with-trolls

 

"Love Advice for a Shape Shifter," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-love-advice-for-a-shape-shifter

 

"I Dream of Djinn," Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/hither-and-yon/dear-jezzy/sarina-dorie/dear-jezzy-i-dream-of-djinn

 

"Undressing Mr. Darcy," Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/09/04/october-news-for-2014/

 

"Patchwork Selkie" First place winner of Allasso Award

http://pinkfoxpublications.net/patchwork-selkie/

 

“The Last Supper,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2014/03/17/march-news-2014/

 

"Demon Eyes" Youth Imagination

http://www.youthimagination.org/index.php/publish/current-issue/issue-13-may-2014/item/87-demon-eyes-by-sarina-dorie

 

“The Quantum Mechanic,” On the Premesis, Honorable mention

http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html

 

“Debbie Does Delta Draconis III,” Perihelion

http://www.perihelionsf.com/fiction_2.htm

 

"The Optimist Police," New Myths

https://sites.google.com/a/newmyths.com/nmwebsite/fiction/the-optimist-police

 

"Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan and Your Students," Plasma Frequency

http://plasmafrequencymag.com/Issue3/I3S6_Dorie.html

 

“Personal Ads for the Undead,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/2012/06/08/winner-june-2012-contest-sarina-dorie/

 

“Gnocchi,” Penn Cove Literary Award

http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/

 

“Losing One’s Appetite,” Daily Science Fiction

http://dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/Monsters/sarina-dorie/losing-ones-appetite

 

“Blackboard Galaxy,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind

http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue6/blackboard.php

 

“Zombie Psychology,” Untied Shoelaces of the Mind

http://www.untiedshoelacesofthemind.com/Issue5/psych.php

 

“Worse Than a Devil,” Crossed Genres

http://crossedgenres.com/archives/035-dark-comedy/worse-than-a-devil-by-sarina-dorie/

 

“A Ghost’s Guide to Haunting Humans,” Whidbey Student Choice award

http://whidbeystudents.com/student-archive-no-follow/student-choice-contest-winners-archive/

 

“Greener on the Other Side,” Vol 2: Saudade

http://pinkfoxpublications.net/greener-on-the-other-side/

 

“The Quantum Mechanic,” Honorable Mention, On the Premises Contest

http://www.onthepremises.com/issue_18/story_18_h1.html

 

“Her Delicate Condition,” Metro Moms

http://metromoms.net/2012/10/21/her-delicate-condition-by-sarina-dorie/

 

"Five Tips for Outsmarting Satan--And Your Students"

http://plasmafrequencymag.com/issue3.html

 

If you enjoyed reading these stories, you will also enjoy my collections of funny short stories: Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh My! or Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies--Oh My! Check out my Amazon page for price information and other titleshttp://https://www.amazon.com/Sarina-Dorie/e/B00Q7XYZMI.

 https://www.amazon.com/Sarina-Dorie/e/B00Q7XYZMI